WARNING: I SCREAM AT YOU IN THIS POST AND I DO NO APOLOGIZE.
Well, here are your answers: BRING ONLY YOURSELVES!
I've also received questions on the rules. Some of you poor souls didn't make it last year. So, here are the rules:
THE ONLY RULE IS TO FEAR ME!!!!
That's it. Bring yourselves only, and be prepared to earn your way to even just folding the paper airplaine.
THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK!
It is for the strong.
I've been asked if people, whom I shall now refer to as show-offs, can bring a pre-constructed plane. I've pondered it and decided that I shall graciously accept to allow show-offs to bring pre-made planes within the competition grounds.
BUT YOU MUST EARN YOUR RIGHT TO FLY.
An even harsher skills competitions will be demanded of those who bring a pre-made plane. If you only bring the supplies and build it on site, I shall be less harsh with my demands. Slighly.
HOW DO YOU WIN?
I've been asked that, especially considering all of the fine prizes I make available. Fine, fine prizes.
YOU MUST BE THE BEST!
That's how you win. And I define best based on my daily whim.
... If this contest doesn't sound like a good time, I don't know what is!
SEE YOU THERE. 8pm. Saturday evening.